► Fox News’ Ainsley Earhardt: Today’s “Screwball” Award Winner |
Fox News' Ainsley Earhart: Today’s “Screwball” Award Winner
Ainsley is yet another actual or bleached blonde that works as a so-called journalist on the Fox News Comedy Network. In addition, Ainsley agreed to perform in the style of Sharon Stone in “Basic Instinct” by appearing in short skirts and crossing her legs in a slow and methodical manner. Put simply, she wasn’t hired because she’s a real journalist like Connie Chung or Barbara Walters.
During a recent (early September 2016) appearance on the Fox & Friends Comedy Show, Ainsley engaged in the following dialogue with fellow comedian and screwball Steve Doocy, which dealt with the fabricated status of Hillary Clinton’s health.
AINSLEY:
DOOCY:
AINSLEY:
The biggest lie coming out of Ainsley’s mouth is when she states that Hillary “started coughing on the plane.” This is proven false because Ainsley wasn’t on Hillary’s plane as was the case with anyone working for the Fox Comedy Network.
If it weren’t for her willingness to dye her hair, cross her legs in a suggestive manner, wear short skirts, and most importantly tell any lie she ordered to tell, Ainsley would likely be relegated to working as a greeter at Walmart.
Congrats Ainsley; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Screwballs”; you are far too humble. |