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Failing to elect Ted Cruz President will result in Blood on our Hands


During a recent (mid-March 2016) airing of his daily comedy TV show, resident comedian and lunatic Glenn Beck once again donned a pair of Industrial Strength Knee Pads to further support his endorsement of Ted Cruz for President. Glenn then told his intellectually infirm viewers:

  • “Knock on every single door." Beck told them.
  • "They don't want to come? Fine.”
  • “Don't waste time. The Titanic is going down.”
  • “Can I tell you about the truth, because here's what's coming.”
  • ”They don't want to hear it, up to them.”

The Moronic Lunatic (my sincerest apologies to Moron and Lunatics) concluded his asinine rant by saying.

  • “The blood of the people who could have been saved; now think of this, because we're talking about the rights of all mankind; if America goes down — this isn't hyperbole any more, this isn't like a famous Reagan speech that he gave — this is real.”
  • “If we [the loons] go away, where is freedom?”
  • “So all of the freedom that will be lost, all of lives that will be lost because we refused to pay attention, will be on our [me and my fellow loons’] hands.”

Anyone with an I.Q. approaching the high 80s isn’t about to listen to the loony rants of Glenn Beck. However, it is clear that his audience is for the most part, made up of folks who possess an I.Q. just a tad higher then the local speed limit in a school zone.


Unfortunately, Glenn has pocketed tens of millions of dollars spewing forth his loony theories. In truth, it’s likely he doesn’t believe half of the crap he says but only does it to further enrich himself.


For additional stories on Glenn go to the articles categorized below

  1. Bigot Award Winner = 1
  2. Bullshit Award Winner = 3
  3. Dumbo Award Winner = 1
  4. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner = 1
  5. Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 2
  6. Lunatic Award Winner = 4
  7. MoronAward Winner = 2
  8. Screwball Award Winner = 4
  9. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 6
  10. Dr. Glenn Beck says Obama is “A Scared Little Boy” – Art. 12 Bullshit Awards
  11. Glenn Beck profoundly distrustful of Obama’s Tears: Bullshit Awards Art. 13
  12. Constitution says all religions are not equal: Bullshit Awards Art. 107
  13. Obama’s gun control efforts will cause more suicides: Art. 21 Lunatic Awards
  14. Rev. Glenn Beck believes God killed Scalia so Ted Cruz could be President: Art. 6 Rodney Dangerfield Award
  15. Glenn Beck sez Ted Cruz campaign “Is moment we prayed for”: Art. 8 Rodney Dangerfield Award
  16. God gives Glenn Beck one final Warning: Art. 10 Rodney Dangerfield Award
  17. If Trump wins it’s gonna be a snowball to Hell Beck comic screw: Art. 18 Screwball Awards
  18. Glenn Beck demented opportunist, certified sissy, moron coward: Art.17 Dawg Opinions
  19. Glenn Beck sez he may be going blind: Art.18 Dawg Opinions
  20. Are advertisers justified in fleeing Glenn Beck’s reliable newscasts? – Art.19 Dawg Opinions
  21. Glenn Beck sez his “hero” is Rush Limbaugh: Dawg Opinions Art. 20
  22. What is a Compassionate Conservative?: Dawg Opinions Art. 41
  23. Conservative Talk Show Hosts – Super American Patriots (SAPS): Dawg Opinions Art. 42