► Donald Trump: Today’s “Cheerleader for GOP Criminals” Award Winner Print

Donald Trump: Today’s “Cheerleader for GOP Criminals” Award Winner

 

To guarantee that he’ll go down in history as the world’s Biggest Liar, Demented Misogynist, Serial Sexual Assaulter and Aspiring Standup Comedian, Donald “Trumporleone” Trump once again went on the attack against Attorney General Jeffrey Beauregard Sessions.

 

In this instance, The Great Leader expressed outrage that the Justice Department had filed criminal charges against two of his favorite Sycophantic Toadies and Serial Ass-Kissers, Reps. Chris Collins of New York and Duncan Hunter of California.

 

Rep. Collins criminally charged with securities fraud (insider trading) and lying to the FBI about his attempts to tip off family members with nonpublic stock information to assist them in avoiding hundreds of thousands of dollars in investment losses.

 

Rep. Hunter was criminally charged with the illegal use of campaign funds to pay for his family's dental work, his children's tuition, international travel for nearly a dozen relatives, fast food, golf outings and numerous other things.

 

In a lame effort to defend these two criminals and to toss a little red meat to his low I.Q. followers, The Great Leader sent out the following tweets about the Jeff Sessions Justice Department indictments of Collins and Hunter.

 

"Two long running, Obama era, investigations of two very popular Republican Congressmen were brought to a well-publicized charge, just ahead of the Mid-Terms, by the Jeff Sessions Justice Department."

"Two easy wins now in doubt because there is not enough time.”

“Good job Jeff."

 

It isn’t unexpected that a serial criminal, perjurer and fraudster like The Great Leader would go to bat for fellow criminals like Collins and Hunter, especially when they were the first two congressman to come out to support his run for the presidency.

 

And lastly, an unreliable and anonymous source stated that The Great Leader made the following statement about this matter.

 

“The Voters had absolutely no right to know that their representatives are criminals prior to the midterm election.”

 

It should be long before The Great Leader grants pardons to both of these criminals.

 

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

  1. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 2 thru 67 Dawg Opinions
  2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 6 thru 7 Dawg Opinions
  3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 79 thru 85 Dawg Opinions
  4. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 314 thru 329 Dawg Opinions 
  5. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 37
  6. Ass-Kisser Awards: Art. 224 thru 227
  7. Bigot/Racist Awards: Art. 319 thru 330
  8. Bullshit Awards: Art. 367 thru 433
  9. Chicken Little Award Winner: Art. 18 thru 20
  10. Dumbo Award Winner: Art. 48 thru 50
  11. Humanitarian Award Winner: Art. 66 thru 72
  12. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner: Art. 48 thru 49
  13. Liar Awards: Art. 1 thru 81 Liar Awards
  14. Lunatic Awards: Art. 341 thru 357
  15. Misc. Awards: Art. 38 thru 55
  16. Misogynist Award: Art. 35
  17. MoronAwards: Art. 242 thru 257
  18. Narcissist Awards: Art. 6 thru 16
  19. Screwball Awards: Art. 278 thru 288
  20. Rodney Dangerfield Awards: Art. 208 thru 240