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5 time draft dodger Donald Trump threatens Iran with war

 

In a never ending attempt to deflect the damage he inflicted upon himself by kissing up to Vladimir “Vladdy” Putin during the Helsinki news conference, The Great Leader decided to threaten Iran and its President Hassan Rouhani.

 

Towards that end, The Great Leader tweeted the following in an effort to toss a little more red meat to his intellectually disadvantaged followers.

  • “To Iranian President Rouhani: NEVER, EVER THREATEN THE UNITED STATES AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE.”
  • “WE ARE NO LONGER A COUNTRY THAT WILL STAND FOR YOUR DEMENTED WORDS OF VIOLENCE & DEATH.”
  • “BE CAUTIOUS!”

So, here we have a five time draft dodging Chicken Little threatening to send the working classes sons and daughters off to die when he refused to serve his country during the Vietnam War.

 

The Great Leader’s Draft Dodging expertise is in his genes. It was his Grandfather Friedrich Trump her secretly left Germany for America without noticing the government so he could avoid mandatory service in the military, which made his conduct illegal. Subsequently, Friedrich became a United States Citizen.

 

When Friedrich returned to German seeking to be regain his German citizenship he was told he had eight weeks to leave the country or be deported due to his illegal conduct in evading mandatory military service. This only proves that the Avocado doesn’t fall far from the tree.

 

And of course despite being age eligible Don Jr. (DOB: 1977) and Eric (DOB: 1984) never offered to serve their country during the Iraq and/or Afghanistan wars.

 

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

  1. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 2 thru 66 Dawg Opinions
  2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 67 thru 77 Dawg Opinions
  3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 78 thru 84 Dawg Opinions
  4. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 314 thru 329 Dawg Opinions 
  5. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 29
  6. Ass-Kisser Awards: Art. 216 thru 218
  7. Bigot/Racist Awards: Art. 317 thru 326
  8. Bullshit Awards: Art. 367 thru 433
  9. Chicken Little Award Winner: Art. 19 thru 20
  10. Dumbo Award Winner: Art. 48 thru 50
  11. Humanitarian Award Winner: Art. 66 thru 72
  12. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner: Art. 48 thru 49
  13. Liar Awards: Art. 1 thru 73 Liar Awards
  14. Lunatic Awards: Art. 341 thru 356
  15. Misc. Awards: Art. 34 thru 47
  16. Misogynist Award: Art. 35
  17. MoronAwards: Art. 238 thru 253
  18. Narcissist Awards: Art. 6 thru 16
  19. Screwball Awards: Art. 277 thru 287
  20. Rodney Dangerfield Awards: Art. 205 thru 236