Donald Trump: Today's “Dumbo” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Donald Trump

Today’s “Dumbo” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Donnie. In the past, he has been the recipient of nine (9) Awards in various categories and/or the subject of three (3) opinion pieces. Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

During a recent (01/24/15) speech before the so-called Iowa Freedom Summit sponsored by fellow comedian and lunatic, Rep. Steve King (R-IA), Donnie had the chutzpah to state that he is thinking about running for president because Romney “choked” and we “can’t have Bush.”

The Dumbo went on to say:

• “He’s [Bush] very, very weak on immigration.”
• “Don’t forget; remember his statement, ‘they come for love.’”
• “Come for love? You’ve got these people [wink, wink] coming, half of them are criminals.”
• “I mean, they’re coming for love?”
• “They’re coming for a lot of other reasons, and it’s not love.”

In his final one liner to his fellow comedic morons and the low I.Q. attendees, Donnie said”

• “I am seriously thinking of running for president because I can do the job.”

Donnie is quite delusional to opine that he could do the job as president when he couldn’t prevent his signature casino in Atlantic City from declaring bankruptcy.

If Donnie is qualified to be the next president, then so is former Gov. Rod Blagojevich of Illinois once he’s released from prison.

Congrats Donnie; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Dumbos”; you are far too humble.

1. Bullshit Award Winner = 1
2. Humanitarian Award Winner = 1
3. Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 1
4. Lunatic Award Winner = 1
5. Narcissist Award Winner = 1
6. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 3
7. Screwball Award Winner = 1
8. Mitt Romney trolling for endorsements – Art.175 Dawg Opinions
9. When does the “Donald” trump “Mitt the Witt?” – Art.204 Dawg Opinions
10. The “Donald” sings “Crazy” for his bosom-buddy Mitt Romney – Art.205 Dawg Opinions