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Rep. Michelle Bachman: Today’s “Tina Fey” Award Winner

 

Congratulations to….

 

Rep. Michelle Bachman

Today’s “Tina Fey” Award Winner

 

 

 This isn’t the first Award presented to Michele. In the past, she has been the recipient of thirty (30) Awards in various categories and/or the subject of seven (7) opinion pieces. Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

 

During a interview (ca. December 2014) with the WorldNetDaily comedy blog, Michele sought to forever cement her status as America’s Premier Congressional Comedian. Towards that end, Michele laughing claimed that she was able to outmaneuver her Democratic opponents by using her superior wit and/or intelligence.

 

Michele said she used “evidence-based arguments” against liberals” who were only able to “argue from emotionalism” and couldn’t argue from a logical, linear point of view.

 

Michele the Comic went on to say:

 

“That’s the best way to defeat them, by the way. Defeat them with evidence and defeat them with their false premises and I did that.”

 

Michele went on to falsely assert that we [fellow morons] defeated the liberals despite the “constant criticism” she received from the media.

 

Of course everyone knows that Michele was never able to achieve any of her screwy goals such as opposing the Dodd-Frank financial reform, the stimulus of 2009, the auto bailouts and the Troubled Asset Relief Program (TARP). Put simply, Michele was the biggest loser ever elected to Congress.

 

Despite having received a law license from Liberty University, a Fourth Tier school dedicated to taking in losers that couldn’t get accepted at mainstream law schools, its pretty clear that no self-respecting law firm in the greater Minneapolis area is about to offer Michele a good paying job.

 

The only hope Michele has for gainful employment is to be offered a job with the Fox News Comedy Chanel, which is always looking for another aspiring Standup Comedian.

 

Congrats Michele; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Standup Comedians”; you are far too humble.

  1. Bullshit Award Winner = 2
  2. Dumbo Award Winner = 2
  3. Homophobe Award Winner = 2
  4. Liar Award Winner = 2
  5. Lunatic Award Winner = 6
  6. Moron Award Winner = 4
  7. Screwball Award Winner = 4
  8. Tina Fey Award Winner = 8
  9. Now that Michelle Bachman has withdrawn, there’s only 6 Clowns left – Art.10 – Dawg Opinions
  10. Michelle Bachman: Tea Bagger Embarrassment – Art. 11 – Dawg Opinions
  11. When will Michelle Bachman’s husband Marcus come out of the closet – Art 12 – Dawg Opinions
  12. Rep. Michelle Bachman accuses Obama of demonizing BP – Art.13 – Dawg Opinions
  13. Will Comedy Channel sponsor next GOP Presidential Debate? – Art.38 – Dawg Opinions
  14. Theme songs for Republican presidential candidates – Art.146 – Dawg Opinions
  15. Will Central American children be used for medical experiments? – Art. 4 – Lunatic Awards

 

 
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