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Constitution says all religions are not equal 
After graduating from High School in Helena, Montana, Pat Gray became involved as a host on various talk radio shows throughout the country. Later on, he was hired by fellow comedian Glenn Beck as a co-host of Beck’s daily comedy show.
During a recent (12/05/14) airing of Beck’s show, Glenn feigned disapproval of the so-called SatanicTemple being displayed at the Florida Capitol during the holiday season. Glenn had no problem with the other four displays. Glenn laughingly warned that “destruction is coming our way” as a result of the alleged Satanic display.
Patty the Comic chimed in by claiming that the U.S. Constitution doesn’t guarantee the right of equal treatment to Satanists. Patty went on to say in part:
“There’s nothing in the Constitution that says every religion is equal.”
Glenn followed up by saying:
“I have news for ya, destruction is coming our way.”
It appears that Patty and Glenn obtained their copies of the U.S. Constitution from the 1984 edition of Mad Magazine. Apparently, these Twin Towers of Comedy would have you believe that the Equal Protection Clause of the U.S. Constitution actually states:
“All religions and/or religious beliefs shall be treated equally under the law with the exception of Satanists, Buddhists, Mormons and Muslims and any Catholic that doesn’t deserve to be afforded such rights.”
For additional pieces on Glenn go to the articles categorized below.
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