Rev. Donnie Swaggart: Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Rev. Donnie Swaggart

Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Johnny. In the past, he has been the recipient of eight (8) Awards in various categories and/or the subject of one (1) opinion piece. Those awards and opinion piece are listed at the end of this article

Donnie is the prodigal son of the sex-starved ($20 hooker aficionado) flim-flam man and Elmer Gantry Wannabee, Rev. Jimmy Swaggart.

In November 2014, Donnie hosted a panel discussion on the Frances & Friends Comedy Hour television program. The topic discussed was Donnie’s feigned indignation when the Mayor of Houston subpoenaed materials from several local pastors as part of a lawsuit that anti-gay losers had filed in an effort to overturn Houston’s antidiscrimination ordinance that included protections for members of the gay community.

During the comedy show, Donnie laughingly claimed that, just like ISIS, gay right activists in America would publicly behead Christians if they thought they could get away with it. Donnie the Comic went on to say:

• “All of this is to shut the Bible up.”
• “They want the Bible gone.”
• “And I’m going to make a statement: These people that are trying to do this in Houston, the only difference between them and ISIS, those thugs in Iraq, is those here cannot chop our heads off.”
• “That's the only difference. The heart is the same. The heart is the same. If they could silence us that way to intimidate others, that's exactly what they would do.”

Of course the Comic was motivated to spew forth his laughable comments in order to engender even more tax-free contributions so that he and his second wife can continue to live in the lap of luxury.

Put simply, as Jimmy’s protégé, Donnie gives credence to the old adage that “the Avocado doesn’t fall far from the tree.”

Congrats Donnie; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Accomplished “Standup Comedians”; you are far too humble.