Judson Phillips: Today’s “Moron” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Judson Phillips

Today’s “Moron” Award Winner

Judson Phillips is yet another loser lawyer that determined he could not make a dishonest living practicing law after he graduated from the University of Memphis. Over the course of 21 years (1988 to 2009) Judson was employed as a assistant (lackey) prosecutor in Franklin, Tennessee.

After spending 21 years with his significant snout firmly implanted in the public trough, Judson decided to go into the second most ethical profession in the country; politics (used car salesman No. 1). Towards that end, Judson used his time in law school to fabricate falsehoods and to disassemble the truth.

In a recent (11/12/14) interview with the Newsmax comedy blog, Judson, the so-called founder of the Tea Party Nation strongly suggested that soon-to-be Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) should keep the threat of shutting down the government on the table.

Moronic Judson laughingly claimed that the government shutdown in 2013 actually helped Republicans. The Moron said GOP members in congress should be ready to shut down the government if Obama takes any executive action to prevent the deportation of Morons, I’m sorry I mean undocumented immigrants living in the U.S. of A.

The Moron went on to say that GOP should also shut down the government if Obama brings “non-American Ebola patients to this country.”

The only people that follow Judson are low I.Q. folks who possess an I.Q. somewhere between 70 and 80. Anyone with an I.Q. in the triple digits doesn’t believe anything this congenital liar has to say.

To be fair, there are many things that legitimate Tea Party members support. In fact, I find some of their complaints to be worthy of implementation by the government.

Congrats Judson; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Accomplished “Morons”; you are far too humble.