► Rep. John Boehner (R-OH): Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner Print E-mail

Rep. John Boehner (R-OH): Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

 

Congratulations to….

 

Rep. John Boehner (R-OH)

Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

 

 

This isn’t the first Award presented to Johnny. In the past, he has been the recipient of eight (8) Awards in various categories and/or the subject of one (1) opinion piece. Those awards and opinion piece are listed at the end of this article

 

This isn’t the first Award presented to Johnny. In the past, he has been the recipient of twenty-two (23) Awards in various categories and/or the subject of one (1) opinion piece. Those awards and opinion piece are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

 

During a recent (11/18/14) rant, Johnny asserted that President Obama would be “calling the American people stupid” if he vetoed a bill authorizing the Keystone XL pipeline.

 

This is the same Johnny that has personally authorized the House to vote over 50 times to repeal Obamacare despite the fact that he absolutely knew beyond all doubt that Obama would veto such legislation. And of course Johnny didn’t give a damn that it cost taxpayers around $50 million to allow for such frivolity.

 

If Johnny really wants to discover who most American’s think is stupid, I’d suggest he mosey on over to the nearest restroom in the House and peer into a mirror and say, “mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the stupidest of them all?” I’m confident the mirror would respond by saying, “Well, it’s you, you dumbass.”

 

And lastly, I’m hopeful that the good folks at Exxon and/or Mobil reimbursed Johnny for the cost of the Industrial Strength Knee pads he purchase so that he wouldn’t be injured while genuflecting on behalf of the oil industry.

 

Congrats Johnny; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Accomplished “Ass-Kissers”; you are far too humble.

  1. Bullshit Award Winner = 6
  2. Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 1
  3. Lunatic Award Winner = 1
  4. Moron Award Winner = 5
  5. Narcissist Award Winner = 1
  6. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 5
  7. Screwball Award Winner = 2
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