Rick Santorum: Today’s “Screwball” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Rick Santorum

Today’s “Screwball” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Larry. In the past, he has been the recipient of eight (8) Awards in various categories and/or the subject of eight (5) opinion pieces. Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

During a recent (10/16/14) appearance on comedian Steve Malzberg’s radio show on Newsmax, Ricky decided to feign outrage at the Obama administrations reaction to the Ebola outbreak. Towards that end Ricky said in part:

• “We are seeing epic mistrust of government for a variety of reasons.”
• “But now we're seeing incompetence, in my opinion, on display.”

In a lame effort at levity, Ricky then opined that folks with common sense know more about containing or fighting Ebola than the expert working for the Obama administration. Ricky then went on to say:

• “We are now seeing another case, whether it was the Obamacare website or now the CDC, we cannot trust these experts who portray themselves as the people that we should be bowing to in this situation and letting them decide what we do.”

Apparently Dr. Ricky believes we should listen to his hyperbolic (BS) rants regarding the eradication of Ebola. Moreover, I’m sure that Dr. Ricky could readily handle the Ebola outbreak by seeking the assistance of the following medical experts on contagious and other medical maladies and/or by studying the matter in the current issue of Mad Magazine.

• Dr. Sarah “The Moron” Palin
• Dr. Rush “The Doper” Limbaugh – Oxycontin expert
• Dr. Louie “The Loon” Gohmert – U.S. Rep. Texas

It should be noted that Screwy Ricky actually believes he has what it takes to be the next president of the United States.

Congrats Tony; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Screwballs”; you are far too humble.

1. Bullshit Award Winner = 3
2. Homophobe Award Winner = 2
3. Lunatic Award Winner = 1
4. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 1
5. Screwball Award Winner = 1
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