Bill O’Reilly: Today’s “Bullshit” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Bill O’Reilly

Today’s “Bullshit” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Billy. In the past, he has been the recipient of sic (6) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

During a recent (10/13/14) airing of the O’Reilly Factor on the Fox News Comedy Chanel, Billy decided to try and ramp up his ratings by going after the CDC (Centers for Disease Control) Director Dr. Tom Frieden in regards to the Ebola virus.

Billy told his low I.Q. audience that Dr. Frieden who is an acknowledged infectious disease expert that he was a “propagandist” who was engaged in “spinning” the public on the dangers of Ebola. Billy went on to attack Dr. Frieden by claiming his statements that Ebola would not ravage the US were “a dumb and dangerous ruse.”

Billy demanded a ban on admission of citizens from West Africa in to the U.S., referring to it as a “national security issue,” and then objected to the use of airport screeners seeking out folks inflected with the virus as being “stupid and irresponsible and puts all Americans at risk.”

Billy then whined that Dr. Frieden had refused to appear on his comedy show. He then called Dr. Frieden’s recommendation to not ban flights from West Africa “total garbage.” Billy then said:

• “We have asked Dr. Friedan a number of times to appear on The Factor.”
• “He will not because he is afraid. He knows that I know that he is not being candid.”
• “He is spinning the situation and not being forthcoming about how the disease is being spread.”

In a lame effort to prove he’s an aspiring Standup Comedian, Billy went on to say:

• “Friedan should resign, as he well knows.”
• “Resign! Have a little dignity.”

As to Billy’s laughable statements that Dr. Friedman is “not being candid,” I’d suggest that Billy appear before a mirror in the nearest men’s room and state, “Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who’s the biggest Bullshitter of them all?” Obviously, the mirror would respond by saying, “Well it’s you Billy Boy!”

Congrats Billy; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Bullshitters”; you are far too humble.

1. Bullshit Award Winner = 1
2. Fleece-Flocker Award Winner = 1
3. Lunatic Award Winner = 1
4. Narcissist Award Winner = 1
5. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 1
6. Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 1