Mike Huckabee: Today’s “Lunatic” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Mike Huckabee

Today’s “Lunatic” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Mike. In the past, he has been the recipient of eight (8) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

During a recent (09/27/14) appearance before the No-Values Voter Summit, Mike laughingly asserted that due to Obama’s re-election in 2012, America is now “on the precipice of disaster” because right-wing Christians failed to comply with God’s calling to vote in the 2012 election.

Mike the Loon went on to say:

• “When the call is coming to us from God to stand, to speak, to act, it’s going to voice-mail.”
• Conservative Christians must answer God’s call to save the nation by registering to vote and then going to the polls to vote against politicians “who refuse to hear not only our hearts, but God’s heart.”
• “That’s how we change America, my friend.”
• “Let’s make this a nation once against that unapologetically bows its knee before a holy God.”

Only a certified charlatan and/or Elmer Gantry Wannabee would suggest that Romney lost to Obama because Christians failed to vote for Romney. Of course Screwy Mike doesn’t tell us who the Christians are that didn’t heed God’s word and vote for Romney in 2012.

Moreover, Mike fails to disclose the manner in which he specifically discovered concrete evidence that God actually called upon Conservative Christians to vote for Romney. Hopefully, Mike retained copies of a emails, faxes and/or text messages that God sent to Christian Conservatives directing them on how to vote in the presidential election in 2012.

Congrats Mike; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Accomplished “Lunaticss”; you are far too humble.

1. Bullshit Award Winner = 3
2. Homophobe Award winner = 1
3. Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 1
4. Lunatic Award Winner = 1
5. Screwball Award Winner = 2