Ted Nugent: Today’s “Screwball” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Ted Nugent

Today’s “Screwball” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Teddy. In the past, he has been the recipient of eleven (11) Awards in various categories and/or the subject of one (1) opinion piece. Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

In a never ending attempt to cement his status as one of America’s Premier Bigots, Morons, Lunatics and Screwballs, Teddy recently (0904-14) went about sending out an assortment of messages attacking Muslims as we approach the anniversary of 9/11.

Teddy advised Americans that they should be prepared to kill “allaupukes” as they “methodically slaughter walking cowering whine crying helpless sitting ducks capable of zero resistance.”

In a Facebook post, Teddy said “Godspeed, killermall” wherein he anticipates a future shootout with “4^th world allaupuke zombies.”

Teddy’s spoken zeal to engage in mortal combat with the ISIS degenerates in Iraq is hypocritical given the fact that Teddy avoided serving his country during the Vietnam War. Put simply, Teddy is a loudmouth loser and Certified Chicken Little that is more than willing to send you sons and daughters off to war while he cowers in the nearest corner to avoid taking up arms to protect America.

The garbage that Teddy spews forth on a daily basis is typical of folks who utilize Mad Magazine as their primary news source.

Congrats Teddy; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Accomplished “Screwballs”; you are far too humble.

1. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 1
2. Bigot/Racist Award Winner = 1
3. Humanitarian Award Winner = 1
4. Lunatic Award Winner = 3
5. Moron Award Winner = 2
6. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 1
7. Screwball Award Winner = 2
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