Phyllis Schlafly: Today’s “Screwball” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Phyllis Schlafly

Today’s “Screwball” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Phyllis. In the past, he has been the recipient of one (1) Bullshit Award that can be viewed by going to that category.

During a recent (08/28/14) rant on her Eagle Forum radio show, Comedian Phyllis Schlafly decided to toss a little red meat to the low I.Q. misogynists that tune in to listen to her crap.

Phyllis’ harangue centered on the issues of domestic violence and sexual assault wherein she opined that both issues could be eliminated if women would get married rather than focus on a career. Phyllis said in part:

• “Marriage settles men down.”
• “So what’s the answer for women who worry about male violence? It’s to reject the lifestyle of frequent ‘hookups,’ which is so much promoted on college campuses today, while the women pursue a career and avoid marriage.”
• “Being married makes a man care more about his family’s expectations and future because he sees his family as enduring.”
• “Marriage also makes him more faithful and committed to his partner.”

It is obvious the Screwy Phyllis is a true believer in the old adage of “Keep’em Pregnant and Barefoot” as espoused by practicing Misogynists.

Did Phyllis use Sen. David Vitter (R-LA) as her idea that marriage makes a man “more faithful and committed to his partner?”  Or was it former Sen. John Ensign (R-NV) that inspired Phyllis’ comedic rant?

On August 15, 2014, Phyllis turned 90. One would like to think that at her age she would have mellowed, but she hasn’t. She still spends the vast majority of her time fabricating falsehoods and/or spewing forth an assortment of hyperbolic (BS) that is fully intended to play to right wing ideologues.

Congrats Phyllis; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Accomplished “Screwballs”; you are far too humble.

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