Let's Shoot and Hang GOP Immigration Advocates

During a recent (08/21/14) immigration panel discussion, chief comedian for the National Review Comedy Rag and frequent guest on the Fox News Comedy Network, Rich Lowry spewed forth the following comedic rant.

• “The next time I hear a Republican strategist or a Republican politician say that there are jobs that Americans won't do, that person should be shot, he should be hanged, he should be wrapped in a carpet and thrown in the Potomac River.”
• “You know that's what they did to Rasputin, I think it was a different River [Yeah Ricky, it was the CuyahogaRiver in Cleveland]. But let me tell you, it worked.”

We all know that it is not uncommon for Honkies to have to be physically restrained when they are denied jobs picking fruit and vegetables in California and/or melons in Georgia.

Remember the riots by Honkies at the Atlanta airport several years ago when they were denied jobs as shoe-shine boys?

Of course Ricky has never had a job where he had to work up a sweat and/or get his hands dirty. Despite that fact, Ricky is the preeminent expert on jobs that Honkies are begging to obtain but are being denied.

Hopefully, Ricky will show us Honkies the way to the promised land, and demand that he be offered a job picking grapes at the Signorello Vineyards in Napa, California.  

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