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Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX): Today’s “Bullshit” Award Winner
Congratulations to….
Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX)
Today’s “Bullshit” Award Winner
This isn’t the first Award presented to Louie. In the past, he has been the recipient of twenty-two 22) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.
Within several days (ca. July 2014) of international watchdogs saying that Iran was complying with demands to scale back it s nuclear program, Louie the Loon called for Iran to be bombed because of the ongoing conflict between Israel and Hamas in Gaza.
Screwy Louie then went on the floor of the House and said:
- “Mr. Speaker, it is time to cut off every dime of American money going to anyone who has any kind of relationship with Hamas or those killing in the Middle East, and especially in Israel.”
- “It is time to bomb Iran’s nuclear capabilities.”
Only a loon would argue that bombing Iran would lead to a peaceful resolution of the Hamas driven bombings Israel.
If Louie is so concerned about Iran’s nuclear capabilities or lack thereof, then I would suggest he and his loony friends arm themselves with rifles and hand grenades and head over to Iran and personally eradicate any nuclear capabilities they may have.
Given the fact that Louie is a certified Chicken Little who never served his country during war time even though he was age eligible to serve during the Vietnam War, we can be assured that he’ll never volunteer to put himself in harms way.
Louie can claim t hat he served in the Army Judge Advocates Corps from 1978 to 1982 at Fort Benning, Georgia. Since I served as a certified court reporter and paralegal in the JAG Corps, I can attest to the fact that the only combat Louie experienced was when he visited Bobby’s Bar on Morris Road in Columbus, Georgia during Happy Hour.
Congrats Louie; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Accomplished “Bullshitters”; you are far too humble.
- Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 1
- Bigot/Racist Award Winner = 1
- Bullshit Award Winner = 2
- Dumbo Award Winner = 2
- Homophobe Award Winner = 1
- Liar Award Winner = 2
- Lunatic Award Winner = 3
- Moron Award Winner = 4
- Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 1
- Screwball Award Winner = 4
- 2012 Top 10 Congressional Homophobes – Top 10 Award Winners
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