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Ted Nugent: Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner

 

Congratulations to….

 

Ted Nugent

Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner

 

 

This isn’t the first Award presented to Teddy. In the past, he has been the recipient of eleven (11) Awards in various categories and one (1) opinion piece. Those awards and opinion piece are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

 

During a recent (07/24/14) appearance on The Lars Larson Comedy Show, Teddy went into an angry rant after receiving cancellations of his so-called concerts from several Native American tribes. Teddy laughingly claimed that the cancellations came about because he was being persecuted for loving LSD, I’m sorry I mean America too much. Teddy then went on to attack the Native Americans by saying:

  • “II call them unclean varmints”
  • “I’ve actually gone by them and I mean it, they’re hygiene-challenged, they actually stink, they’re dirty people, they’re unclean, they’re bused in to Connecticut and New Jersey and different places to protest a Ted Nugent concert but, Lars, they are so stoned or just brain dead.”
  • “They actually wear their American Communist Party regalia, they’re not smart enough to take off their identification that they’re not really protesters, they’ve been paid and bussed in.”

In a lame effort at levity, Teddy claimed that the tribes were pressured to cancel his concerts because they know he is “so good at getting across the self-evident truth that makes America the last best place, they know they can’t debate me, they know what I did to Piers Morgan and everybody who tries to debate me.”

 

Teddy then finalized his loony rant by castigating his alleged “haters” as “soulless, vicious, evil, rotten” people who “hate Ted Nugent, hate America and hate freedom.”

 

As a celebrated loser who admitted to having sex with underage girls and of playing fast and loose with his marriage vows, does anyone really give a damn was this moron has to say?

 

It’s too bad that it isn’t legal for members of the Sioux or Cherokee Nations to scalp an A-hole like Teddy. If it was, I’m sure it would be a big hit on pay-per-view TV.

 

Congrats Teddy; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Accomplished “Standup Comedians”; you are far too humble.

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  3. Humanitarian Award Winner = 1
  4. Lunatic Award Winner = 3
  5. Moron Award Winner = 2
  6. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 1
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