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Rev. Pat Robertson: Today’s “Screwball” Award Winner
Congratulations to….
Rev. Pat Robertson
Today’s “Screwball” Award Winner
This isn’t the first Award presented to Patty. In the past, he has been the recipient of twenty-five (25) Awards in various categories and/or the subject of six (6) opinion pieces. Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.
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During a recent (07/14.14) airing of the 700 Club Comedy Hour, Rev. Patty spoke of an email he received from a viewer name Dianne that told him her son had “painful shock-waves thru his body” that originated in his stomach while she was praying for him and calling on “the name of Jesus.” The mother’s email went on to say:
- “My son said it felt like something hit him very hard in the stomach.”
- “I know this is not of God. He is a Christian. Can Christians be attacked by demons?”
Instead of advising the mom to seek medical care for her son, Rev. Patty said:
- “You need to get somebody with you who understands the spiritual dimension and doing spiritual warfare.”
- “If I were you, I would look back in your family. What in your family – do you have anybody involved in the occult, somebody in witchcraft or tarot cars or psychic things?”
- Look into the family tree, and then get some people in there and cast this stuff out.”
Rev. Pat is a total embarrassment to all of those hardworking Elmer Gantry Wannabees that put in a hard days working fleecing their respective flocks.
Congrats Patty; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Accomplished “Screwballs”; you are far too humble.
- Bigot Award Winner = 2
- Bullshit Award Winner = 1
- Dumbo Award Winner = 1
- Homophobe Award Winner = 1
- Humanitarian Award Winner = 1
- Liar Award Winner = 1
- Lunatic Award Winner = 1
- Moron Award Winner = 1
- Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 5
- Screwball Award Winner = 1
- Consensus FirstTeam All-American Homophobes – 2010 – Top 10 Awards
- Rev. Pat Robertson announces his support for BJ’s – Art.147 – Dawg Opinions
- Rev. Pat Robertson acting as pimp for Rev. Sean Hannity and Michael Savage – Art.148 – Dawg Opinions
- GOP releases future list of “White is Right” nominees for Supreme Court – Art. 73 – Dawg Opinions
- Who will Mitt Romney nominate to the U.S. Supreme Court? – Art. 176 – Dawg Opinions
- Are all Americans entitled to affordable healthcare? Of course not! – Art. 84 – Dawg Opinions
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