Rick Santorum: Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Rick Santorum

Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Ricky. In the past, he has been the recipient of nine (9) Awards in various categories and/or the subject of five (5) opinion pieces. Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

During a recent (06/09/14) interview with Christian Today, Ricky spoke of his latest movie disaster, “The Christmas Candle” that only took in $2.3 million which was well below its production cost of $7 million.

In Ricky’s demented mind, his Christmas Candle movie that took in $2.3 million was more successful that “Darren Aronofsky’s “Noah,” which grossed over $300 million. In support of his screwy arithmetic, Ricky the Comic said:

“One of the reasons that Noah had such a great splash and then died like a rock, it sank, was that it wasn’t true, wasn’t authentic.”

Ricky went on to say that his movie company, EchoLIght Studios, can help “reclaim the public square” and make the church “the centre of culture.

Ricky’s laughable studio will never reap any profit because there aren’t enough low I.Q. folks willing to pay the price of admission to view the crap he churns out. Of course we can expect that Ricky will be well compensated for his role in running this loser operation.

Congrats Ricky; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Standup Comedians”; you are far too humble.

1. Bullshit Award Winner = 3
2. Homophobe Award Winner = 2
3. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner = 1
4. Lunatic Award Winner = 1
5. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 1
6. Screwball Award Winner = 1
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