Rev. Matthew Hagee: Today’s “Bullshit” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Rev. Matthew Hagee

Today’s “Bullshit” Award Winner

 This isn’t the first Award presented to Matthew and/or his Daddy John. In the past, he has been the recipient of four (4) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

Matt has cheerfully followed in the footsteps of his Daddy, Rev. John Hagee in spewing forth an assortment of BS in order to garner contributions from the low I.Q. folks who actually listen to and/or believe the crap he and Daddy spew forth on a regular basis. In short, Matt is proof that the old adage, “the Avocado doesn’t fall far from the tree” is certainly in play here.

During a recent (05/30/14) rant on his weekly Hagee Comedy Hotline, Matt advised his viewers that when situations arise where “men are saying things that contradict God's word, God's word is accurate and men are wrong" ... and that is why Christians should not believe in climate change.”

In short, Matt the Bullshitter explained that the views of scientists and experts on any subject cannot be believed if their views are at odds with what the Bible teaches. Matty went on to claim that extreme weather events are not the result of climate change but are signs of the End Times and imminent return of Jesus Christ.

In a lame attempt at levity, Matty said:

• “So we have a decision to make, do we believe what an environmentalist group says and choose to live in a world where we’re attempt to make everything as clean as possible…”

No Matty, I’m sure all of us are jealous that we can’t breathe dirty air like our comrades in Beijing. And how about some polluted water for us just like  our friends living near the Ganges river in India experience on a daily basis, Matty?

I checked the Bible Matty, and I couldn’t find anything that was written several thousand years ago that contained the words “climate change.” However, I did find some words that would describe you as a Elmer Gantry Wannabee.

Congrats Tommy; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Bullshitters”; you are far too humble.

1. Elmer Gantry Award Winner = 1 – Misc. Awards
2. Flock-Fleecer Award Winner = 1
3. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 1
4. Consensus 1^st Team All-American Homophobe – 2010