Dick Cheney: Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Dick Cheney

Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner

 This isn’t the first Award presented to Dick. In the past, he has been the recipient of six (6) Awards in various categories and/or the subject of three (3) opinion pieces. Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

During a recent (05/18/14) appearance on the Fox News Comedy Network, Dick decided to spew forth another venomous rant aimed at President Obama’s handling of foreign affairs. Dick feigned outrage at Obama’s alleged “weakness” in handling the crisis in Ukraine. Dick then said:

• “He’s [Obama] demonstrated repeatedly, I think, that he in fact can be pushed around, if you will, by Putin.

Dick went on to assert that Putin is “taking advantage of this opportunity when he thinks we have a weak president to try to restore the old Soviet Union.”

This is the same Dick, who along with his underling, President Bush, did absolutely nothing when Putin invaded Georgia. In fact, Dick and George didn’t even have the guts to impose any sanctions against Putin for invading Georgia.

Dick now has the chutzpah to toss darts at Obama for imposing sanctions on the Putin regime when he and George didn’t do anything when Putin went after Georgia.

And lastly, does anyone really give a damn what Dick “Big Dick” Cheney has to say about anything? Remember folks, this is the same Dick that obtained five (5) deferments so he could avoid the draft during the Vietnam War.  Dick is the kind of coward that is more than willing to send you sons and daughters off to die in a useless war, but is to much of a chicken to fight on his country’s behalf.

Congrats Dick; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Understood “Standup Comedians”; you are far too humble.

1. Bullshit Award Winner = 3
2. Chicken-Little Award Winner = 1
3. Moron Award Winner = 1
4. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 1
5. Does Dick Cheney have a soul-mate (Siamese twin) as to compassion and integrity? – Art.29 – Dawg Opinions
6. Dick “Big Dick” Cheney bio – Art.30 – Dawg Opinions
7. If Rick Perry’s elected President who would he appoint to Cabinet? – Art.31 – Public Official Misfits – Texas