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American Family Assn’s Bryan Fischer: Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

 

Congratulations to….

 

American Family Assn’s Bryan Fischer

Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

 

 This isn’t the first Award presented to Bryan. In the past, he has been the recipient of eighteen (18) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.


During a recent (05/07/14) rant on his comedy radio show, Bryan again donned a pair of industrial strength knee pads for the purpose of kissing Vladimir Putin’s substantial ass.

 

Bryan was smitten with Vladimir’s law that banned profanity at “arts, cultural and entertainment events.” Bryan told the low I.Q. folks that tune in to listen to his crap:

 

“Could a similar ban be instituted in the United States without violating the First Amendment?”

 

The Ass-Kisser went on to argue:

  • “States are perfectly free under the constitution to ban profanity if they choose to.”
  • The Fist Amendment was designed “to protect political speech” and not “profanity, obscenity, vulgarity, or pornography.”
  • The Founders “would be absolutely aghast” at the thought “that they were crafting a document that would allow the unlimited use of the F-bomb in polite society.”

Obviously, the Ass-kisser doesn’t know his ass from a hole in the ground when it comes to Free Speech as determined the Supreme Court rulings over the past 50 or more years.

 

What’s next for the Ass-kisser and his ongoing love affair with Vladimir Putin? Will he ask that former conferederate states should be allowed to invade northern states to protect southern bigots and ideological nutcases from the alleged wrath of liberals?

 

Congrats Bryan; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Ass-Kissers”; you are far too humble.

  1. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 1
  2. Bullshit Award Winner = 2
  3. Dumbo Award Winner = 1
  4. Homophobe Award Winner = 4
  5. Lunatic Award Winner = 3
  6. Misogynist Award Winner = 1
  7. Moron Award Winner = 1
  8. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 1
  9. Screwball Award Winner = 2
  10. 2010 Consensus First Team All-American Homophobes – Top 10 Award Winners
  11. Today’s “Fleece-Flocker” Award Winner is the American Family Association

 

 
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