Tom Delay: Today’s “Moron” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Tom Delay

Today’s “Moron” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Tommy. In the past, he has been the recipient of three (3) Awards.  Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed category.

Tom Delay is the former U.S. Representative from Texas and a well known and disrespected ethical dwarf.

The Washington Times Radio Comedy Show provides Tommy with a weekly show. On a recent (04/30/14) airing of his comedy show, Tommy decided to don a pair of industrial strength knee pads and a pointed white hat to show his support for Cliven “The Deadbeat” Bundy.

In an ongoing effort to prove he’s a Certified Moron, Tommy said:

• “He [Bundy] doesn’t owe the federal government anything because he doesn’t recognize that the federal government can come take his livelihood away from him and he’s standing up for the rule of law, the real law, the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution, and fighting against what is happening to him.”
• “The oppression and the tyranny that is coming from our government is just outrageous…. The federal government is building its weapons of oppression and tyranny as we speak.”

The Moron went on to say:

• “This could get really out of hand, and I’m just really worried with the kind of attitude that this government has that they’re going to come back and do some real harm to the Bundy family and the others that are standing up for their rights.”

According to Tommy the Buffoon, Bundy has a constitutional right to not pay federal grazing rights for 20 years. If that’s true, then it is a constitutional right for anyone to tell the I.R.S. to go to hell for 20 or more years, right Tommy?

And if you don’t believe Tommy’s Bullshit, then read his copy of the Declaration of Independence which goes like this:

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are not created equal, that they [us honkies] are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, and that among these are Life, Liberty, and the right to graze cattle for free on federal land.

Congrats Tommy; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Morons”; you are far too humble.

1. Bullshit Award Winner = 1
2. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 1
3. Screwball Award Winner = 1