Rev. Pat Robertson: Today’s “Screwball” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Rev. Pat Robertson

Today’s “Screwball” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Patty. In the past, he has been the recipient of sixteen (16) Awards in various categories and/or the subject of five (5) opinion pieces.  Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

During a recent (04/22/14) airing of the 700 Comedy Club, a low I.Q. viewer (Is there another kind?) told Patty that he has “only been intimate with my wife a handful of times” and that “she was not interest in the bedroom. The caller then said, “I believe the Bible says withholding sex is wrong. Correct me if I’m wrong.”

Patty responded by telling the caller that a husband has “grounds for divorce” if his wife is not having sex with him on a regular basis.

Patty then speculated that the reason the wife was withholding sex on a regular basis was because was “molested as a child” and requires serious psychological counseling. Patty also agreed with the caller that that the Bible condemns withholding sex.

Seemingly, Patty is now pretending to be a savant, albeit an idiot savant with the ability to diagnose psychological problems associated with sexual activity.

If anyone requires psychological counseling it would be Patty the Fabricator.

Congrats Patty; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Screwballs”; you are far too humble.

1. Bigot Award Winner = 2
2. Bullshit Award Winner = 2
3. Dumbo Award Winner = 1
4. Homophobe Award Winner = 2
5. Liar Award Winner = 1
6. Lunatic Award Winner = 1
7. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 5
8. Screwball Award Winner = 1
9. Consensus FirstTeam All-American Homophobes – 2010 – Top 10 Awards
10. Rev. Pat Robertson announces his support for BJ’s – Art.148 – Dawg Opinions
11. Rev. Pat Robertson acting as pimp for Rev. Sean Hannity and Michael Savage – Art.149 – Dawg Opinions
12. GOP releases future list of “White is Right” nominees for Supreme Court – Art. 74 – Dawg Opinions 
13. Who will Mitt Romney nominate to the U.S. Supreme Court? – Art. 177 – Dawg Opinions 
14. Are all Americans entitled to affordable healthcare? Of course not! – Art. 85 – Dawg Opinions