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Gov. Chris Christie (R-NJ): Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

 

Congratulations to….

 

Gov. Chris Cristie (R-NJ)

Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

 

 

This isn’t the first Award presented to Scotty. In the past, he has been the recipient of seven (7) Awards in various categories and/or the subject of one (1) opinion piece. Those awards and opinion piece are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

 

Sheldon Adelson is a multi-billionaire ($39 billion) casino owner who spent nearly $100 million supporting losers like Newt Gingrich for the 2012 GOP presidential nomination.

 

During the March 2015 conference of the Republican Jewish Coalition held at Sheldon Adelson’s Venetian Casino and Hotel in Las Vegas, Sheldon invited Chris, a potential 2016 presidential candidates to appear before him in order to kiss his ring.

 

Chris well knew that he had to compete with Gov. Kasich (R-OH), former Gov. Jeb Bush (R-FL) and Gov. Scott Walker (R-WI) to curry favor and promises of several million shekels from Sheldon.

 

Prior to his appearance at the Venetian, Sheldon directed Chris to visit Dick’s Sporting Goods on West Sunset Road in Henderson to get fitted for and to purchase a pair of Industrial Strength Knee Pads at Sheldon’s expense.

 

While kissing up to Sheldon and the other attendees, Chris said,”

 

I took a helicopter ride from the occupied territories across and just felt personally how extraordinary that was to understand, the military risk that Israel faces every day.”

 

Chris screwed up by referring to the “occupied territories” which is a well known no, no among members of the Jewish community and especially Sheldon. After he concluded his brown-nosing speech, Chris removed his knee pads. He was then told about his royal screw-up.

 

Chris then had a compliant lackey reattach his Industrial Strength Knee pads and had a private meeting with Sheldon that led to him profusely apologizing for his “occupied territories” comment.

 

Anyone with an I.Q. a tad north of75 well knows that Sheldon isn’t going to spend a $100 million to purchase the services of Chris. The sole reason for Sheldon’s possible investment is to secure Chris’ services in the event he is the Republican nominee and then goes on to win the presidency.

 

Congrats Chris; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Ass-Kissers’”; you are far too humble.

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