Gov. Scott Walker (R-WI): Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Gov. Scott Walker (R-WI)

Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Scotty. In the past, he has been the recipient of five (5) Awards in various categories and/or the subject of four (4) opinion pieces. Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

As we all know, Sheldon Adelson is multi-billionaire ($39 billion) casino owner who spent nearly $100 million supporting losers like Newt Gingrich for the 2012 GOP presidential nomination.

During the March 2015 conference of the Republican Jewish Coalition held at Sheldon Adelson’s Venetian Casino and Hotel in Las Vegas, Sheldon invited Scotty, a potential 2016 presidential candidates to appear before him in order to kiss his ring.

Prior to appearing before Sheldon, Scotty visited Big 5 Sporting Goods on Decatur Blvd in Las Vegas to purchase a pair of Industrial Strength Knee Pads.

Scotty has previous experience in genuflecting before billionaires in order to gain their financial support in his ever ending quest for higher office. It is no secret that he has spent considerable time in kissing up to the Koch brothers during the election to recall him as Wisconsin Governor. In other words, Scotty is an experienced “ass-kisser.”

Scotty was well aware that he had to compete with Gov. Kasich (R-OH), former Gov. Jeb Bush (R-FL) and Gov. Chris Christie (R-NJ) to curry favor and cash from Sheldon.

Towards that end, Scotty, without any shame, kissed up to Sheldon by giving the Hebrew meaning for his son Matthew’s name. Not embarrassed with this overt ass-kissing, Scotty then went on to claim that he displays a menorah at his home along with a Christmas tree.

The mere fact that Scotty finds it acceptable to genuflect before Sheldon for the sole purpose of pocketing a few million shekels should disqualify him from becoming president.

Anyone with an I.Q. a tad north of the legal speed limit in a school zone well knows that Sheldon isn’t going to invest a $100 million on Scotty or anyone else unless he is assured that his investment is going to reap personal dividends for Sheldon.

Congrats Scotty; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Ass-Kissers’”; you are far too humble.

1. Arrogant Grinch Award Winner = 1
2. Grinch/Dumbo Award Winner = 1
3. Humanitarian Award Winner = 1
4. Il Duce Wannabee Award Winner = 1 – Misc. Awards
5. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 1
6. Kudos to Koch Brother for purchase of Gov. Scot Walker’s services – Art.98 – Dawg Opinions
7. Why do some Republicans despise UNION Workers & Unions? – Art.200 – Dawg Opinions
8. The benefits of outlawing unions – Art.199 – Dawg Opinions
9. Gov. Scott Walker croons “All of Me” to Koch brothers – Art.206 – Dawg Opinions