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Fox Reporter Tracey Byrnes: Today’s “Tina Fey” Award Winner


Congratulations to….


Fox Reporter Tracey Byrnes

Today’s “Tina Fey” Award Winner



Tracey is employed as a business reporter for the Fox News Comedy Network.


After a weekend oil spill in Galveston By that dumped 168,000 gallons of heavy crude, Tracey the Comic decided to provide some comedic relief by commenting on the matter. Tracey asserted that oil spills were just “distractions” — like Oreo cookies — that activists have used to delay building the Keystone XL pipeline.


On a recent 03/24/14) edition of the Varney & Co. Comedy Hour, comedian and guest host claimed to be more concerned about the threat to the fossil fuel industry than he was to the environmental damage caused by the Galveston Bay spill.


Charlie went on to say:

  • “Anytime we hear these kinds of things, it feels like another impediment to growing out our fossil fuel industry, another thing for environmentalists to rally around, although we know accidents are bound to happen.”
  • “Just do the Keystone Pipeline already!”
  • “Create all these jobs.”
  • “Enough of the nonsense, these are all distractions.”

Charlie’s laughable comments were followed by Tracey saying:


“That’s all they are.”

“Much like anybody who wants to lose five pounds has a Oreo in front of them.”

“Just get rid of the Oreos, and you’ll be fine.”

“Same thing. Do the pipeline.”


As you can see, Tracey needs to enroll in some remedial comedy courses at Liberty University. To suggest that losing weight by ignoring Oreo cookies is analogous to increasing energy output by ignoring oil spills doesn’t pass the involuntary laugh test.


Congrats Tracey; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Standup Comedians’”; you are far too humble.


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