Sen. David Vitter (R-SC): Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Sen. David Vitter (R-SC)

Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Dave. In the past, he has been the recipient of three (3) Awards in variou

s categories and the subject of four (4) opinion pieces. Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

During a recent (03/18/14) town hall meeting held at the Blanchard Elementary School in Blanchard, Louisiana, Senator Vitter decided it was time to kiss the collective asses of the Koch bothers. Towards that end, Dave said:

• “I think the Koch Brothers are two of the most patriotic Americans in the history of the earth.”

After the buffoons in the audience applauded Dave’s idiotic comment, Dave went on to say:

• “Maybe

   

  this is a good example because I’ll be honest with you, God Bless the Koch brothers.”
• “They’re fighting for our freedom.”

Anyone with an I.Q. above 90 well knows that the Koch brothers don’t give a damn about average Americans. The only thing these unpatriotic losers care about is enriching themselves at everyone else’s expense.

I’m confident that the Koch Brothers reimbursed Dave for the cost of the industrial strength knee pads he purchased before he attended the town hall meeting in Blanchard.

Congrats Dave; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Ass-Kissers’”; you are far too humble.

1. Humanitarian Award Winner = 1
2. Moron Award Winner = 1
3. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 1
4. Is Se

    

   n. David Vitter a moron, hypocrite, scofflaw, pervert and ethical gremlin? – Art.205 – Dawg Opinions
5. Dr. James Dobson of Focus on the Family hawing family-valued T-Shirts – Art.48 – Dawg Opinions
6. Is Congress instilled with same ethics as working girls at the Bunny Ranch? – Art.34 – Dawg Opinions
7. Mrs. Wendy Vitter – 2010 Tammy Wynette Award Winner – Misc. Awards