Bryan Fischer: Today’s “Bullshit” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Bryan Fischer

Today’s “Bullshit” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Bryan. In the past, he has been the recipient of sixteen (16) Awards in various categories and/or the subject of opinion pieces. Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

During a recent airing of his comedy radio show, Bryan feigned total outrage at fellow comedian Bill Maher’s recent (03/14014) comments against religion wherein he called God an “psychotic mass murderer” and declared that America is a “stupid country” because most Americans believe the Bible’s story of Noah and the Ark to be true.

Bryan claimed that Maher’s comments were blasphemous in defending the Noah’s ark tale. Bryan argued that it was free will choices made by humans that left God with not other option but to kill every living thing, just as God gave Maher the free will to engage in blasphemy.

Bryan the Comic then said:

• “Bill Maher might have thought he was being hip and kind of trendy and kind of cool and all of that, but he is going to be judged for those careless words.”
• “God could, by all rights, take him right now and Bill Maher would have to face judgment by the end of the day.”
• “Why doesn’t he do that? Because he is patient with Bill Maher. He doesn’t want to do that.”
• “He wants to give Bill Maher the time to come to his senses and to come to a place of repentance.”

Bryan better hope that God’s alleged forgiveness and patience will inure to his and his Elmer Gantry Wannabee cohorts for the millions of dollars they have ripped off from unsuspecting victims.

Congrats Bryan; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Bullshitters”; you are far too humble.

1. Bullshit Award Winner = 1
2. Dumbo Award Winner = 1
3. Homophobe Award Winner = 4
4. Lunatic Award Winner = 3
5. Misogynist Award Winner = 1
6. Moron Award Winner = 1
7. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 1
8. Screwball Award Winner = 2
9. 2010 Consensus First Team All-American Homophobes – Top 10 Award Winners
10. Today’s “Fleece-Flocker” Award Winner is the American Family Association