Rev. Robert Jeffress: Today’s “Humanitarian” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Rev. Robert Jeffress

Today’s “Humanitarian” Award Winner

During a recent (02/27/14) interview, Rev. Bob that acceptance of same-sex marriage will doom the country to failure and cause its collapse. The Rev went on to say:

“No nation can survive that condones what God has condemned.”

Rev. Bob’s rant was in response to a decision by U.S. District Judge Orlando Garcia’s ruling that ruled that Texas law prohibiting same-sex marriage was unconstitutional. Bobby laughingly said that marriage is not a constitutional right.

The Rev. went on to say:

“If the right to marriage were a constitutional right, then siblings could get married to one another, and 15-year-olds could marry one another.”

“As a nation, we cannot be blessed by God when we’re rejecting God.”

In an obvious attempt to further his status as a Standup Comedian, Rev. Bob predicted that once all of the anti-LGBT legislation has been struck down, pastors like himself will be imprisoned under new laws against “hate speech.”

Hey Bobby, we can only hope that in the near future you get locked up in the psycho ward at the Kerrville State Hospital in Kerrville, Texas. If Bobby’s lucky, he’ll be rooming up with Clarice (real name Clarence) who is known to be a really friendly feller.

Congrats Bobby; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Understood “Humanitarians”; you are far too humble.