Alan Keyes: Today’s “Screwball” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Alan Keyes

Today’s “Screwball” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Alan. In the past, he has been the recipient of three (3) Awards in various categories and/or the subject of one (1) opinion piece. Those awards and opinion piece are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

In a recent (03/03/14) post for the Tea Party Nation, Alan warned that President Obama wants “to compel the reluctant majority of the American people down the path of failed and discredited socialist party dictatorship.”

Screwy Alan went on to say:

• Obama’s “self destructive” policies are proof that “he is the first anti-American occupant of the White House in U.S. history.”
• “The challenge is total, and the stakes are no less than our survival as a viable, independent nation.”
• “It is no longer a matter of politics, but of allegiance- to our Constitution, our nation, our liberty.”

Alan is a well known and highly disrespected electoral loser! Over the years, he has had his substantial derriere whipped while running for the U.S. Senate on three (3) and the Presidency on three (3) occasions. Suffice it to say that Alan couldn’t win an election as the Cook County (Chicago) Dog catcher.

The only reason that Alan spews forth his hateful and utterly false rants is to enrich himself via self-promotion. Put simply, Alan’s in it for the money!

Congrats Alan; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Screwballs”; you are far too humble.

1. Homophobe Award Winner = 2
2. Lunatic Award Winner = 1
3. John Yoo: Bush go-to-guy for obliterating constitution – Art. 210 – Dawg Opinions