GOP lobbyist Jack Burkman: Today’s “Bigot” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

GOP lobbyist Jack Burkman

Today’s “Bigot” Award Winner

Jack is another lawyer who determined that he could enrich himself by acting as a lobbyist (pimp) for various corporations seeking financial favors from the federal government.

Jack operates an outfit called Burkman Associates in D.C. He is a former comedic policitacal analyst for the Fox News Comedy Network.

In a recent attempt to curry favor with his fellow bigots, Jack recently (02/24/14) issued a statement saying that his lobbying firm is in the process of preparing federal legislation that would ban gay athletes from playing in the National Football League (NFL).

Jackie went on to write:

• “We are losing our decency as a nation.”
• “Imagine your son being forced to shower with a gay man. That’s a horrifying prospect for every mom in the country.”
• “What in the world has this nation come to?”

Jackie claimed that his idea of a Congressional ban on gay athletes in the NFL came to him have watching coverage of Michael Sam’s decision to come out of the closer prior to the NFL draft.

The Bigot finished by saying, “if the NFL has no morals and no values, then Congress must find values for it.”

It is patently clear that Jackie the Bigot must have skipped classes on constitutional law while attending Georgetown University Law School. Anyone with an I.Q. in the higher double digits knows that Congress has absolutely not legal authority to tell the NFL or any other business how to act when dealing with members of the gay community.

It would really be helpful if Congress could lawfully ban Certified Morons and Bigots like Jackie from spewing forth their hateful comments.

Congrats Jack; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Bigots”; you are far too humble.