Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX): Today’s “Bullshit” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX)

Today’s “Bullshit” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Teddy. In the past, he has been the recipient of fourteen (14) Awards in various categories and/or the subject of three (3) opinion pieces. Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

Recently (02/14/14), Teddy joint Family Research Comedy Council president Tony “The Comic” Perkins on the Washington Watch to spew forth a dose of his infamous BS in regards to Teddy’s proposed State Marriage Defense Act.

Teddy laughingly said that the Obama administration’s support for LGBT equality represents an “abuse of power and lawlessness.” He went on to chide gay rights advocates for their “litigation approach.” (Brian Tashman)

The Bullshitter went on to say:

• “Our heart weeps for the damage to traditional marriage that has been done.”
• “We need to stand up and defend traditional marriage and especially do everything we can to prevent the federal government from forcing a different definition of marriage that is contrary to the views to the citizens of each state.”

It is truly ironic that Teddy who graduated magna scum laude from Harvard Law would tout garbage that he absolutely knows wouldn’t pass constitutional muster.

Of course Teddy’s sole purpose for spewing forth the aforementioned BS is to provide a little red meat to the bigots and morons that actually listen to his crap.

Congrats Teddy; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Bullshitters”; you are far too humble.

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2. Bullshit Award Winner = 3
3. Humanitarian Award Winner = 1
4. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner = 1
5. Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 2
6. Lunatic Award Winner = 1
7. Moron Award Winner = 1
8. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 2
9. Screwball Award Winner = 2
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