Ted Nugent: Today’s “Moron” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Ted Nugent

Today’s “Moron” Award Winner

 This isn’t the first Award presented to Teddy. In the past, he has been the recipient of eight (8) Awards in various categories and/or the subject of one (1) opinion piece. Those awards and opinion piece are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

During a recent (02/05/14) appearance with radio talk show host and comedian Peter Boyles on KNUS radio in Denver, Teddy decided to go after the Republican Party by saying “Someone extracted their scrotum with a rusty shiv.”

A cursory review of Teddy’s face would lead one to believe that the GOP’s scrotum was hanging on The Moron’s chin. The Moron went on to say that the U.S. media is “basically Joseph Goebbels’ propaganda ministry.”

Prior to comparing the U.S. media to Joseph Goebbels, The Moron began to sing his “New American National Anthem,” which consisted only of the cry of a sheep: “baa-aa—aa, baa—aa—aa.”

Apparently, Teddy’s new rendition of the National Anthem was inspired by his relationship with his first girlfriend that he met on a farm in the Palatine, Illinois area.

During the interview with Boyles and in referring to Colorado’s newly passed gun laws, Teddy told Boyles he was “lucky” to live in Texas which is “not to be confused with Colorado, which is a suburb of San Francisco.”

Congrats Teddy; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Morons”; you are far too humble.

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2. Bigot/Racist Award Winner = 1
3. Humanitarian Award Winner = 1
4. Lunatic Award Winner = 2
5. Moron Award Winner = 1
6. Screwball Award Winner = 2
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