Rudy Giuliani: Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Rudy Giuliani

Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first opinion piece and/or award wherein Rudy is mentioned. In the past, he has been the subject of one opinion piece and one award. Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

While attending Manhattan College, Rudi studied theology for four years and considered becoming a priest. However, he subsequently decided to pursue a career in the most ethical profession in the country by obtaining a law degree from New York University (NYU) in 1968.

After being term-limited as Mayor of New York, Rudy decided to run for the GOP presidential nomination in 2008. However, he was basically shamed in to withdrawing after he had proven to be nothing more than a clown.

During a recent (01/19/14) appearance on NBC’s Meet the Press, Rudy donned a pair of industrial strength knee pads while acting as an apologist for New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie.

Rudy had the chutzpah to claim that the investigation of the lane closures on the George Washington Bridge that were clearly orchestrated by members of Christie’s staff was nothing more than a “partisan witch hunt.”

Rudy went on to praise Christie’s alleged apology to the citizens of New Jersey. He also asserted that Christie was a man for taking personal responsibility the for the bridge closure. Of course this isn’t totally true given Christie’s lame excuses that he was in the dark about the closure.

The Certified Ass-kisser then went on to claim that Christie was basically a hero for taking responsibility in comparison to Obama and Hillary’s conduct in regards to Benghazigate and/or Obama’s reaction to the non-existent IRS scandal.

Hopefully, Gov. Christie reimbursed Rudy for the cost he incurred in purchasing a pair of industrial strength knee pads.

And finally, it goes without saying that Rudy is prepared to act as Christie’s Chief Ass-Kisser in hopes that if he wins the presidency, he’ll appoint Rudy as Attorney General.

Congrats Howie; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Ass-Kissers”; you are far too humble.

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