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Radio Host Neil Boortz: Today’s “Bullshit” Award Winner  Congratulations to….
Radio Host Neil Boortz
Today’s “Bullshit” Award Winner
Like many of his fellow attorney loser cohorts(Ann Coulter and Michael Medved), Neil learned how to fabricate outright falsehoods and dispense Bullshit while attending law school at John Marshall Law School in Atlanta
Unable to earn a dishonest living as an attorney, Neil decided to host a comedy radio show that feigned outrage at liberals.
While filling in for fellow Moron Herman Cain’s comedy radio show, Neil said that Santa is white no matter where he came from. Neil then said:
“I don’t care if he’s from Lithuania or Laos, I don’t care. He’s been white for ages.”
Several days earlier while feigning support for fellow Moron Megyn Kelly of the Fox News Comedy Network, Neil had the chutzpah to say:
Santa is white just like “Martin Luther King is always portrayed as black.”
Of course anyone with an I.Q approaching triple digits well knows that Santa Claus is a creation of the retail industry. However, Neil decided to support Megyn Kelly as a way of ginning up support for his daily comedy radio show and/or to dupe intellectual dwarves into purchasing his moronic books.
And lastly, since Neil is Jewish, he never believed in Santa Claus nor did he and/or his family celebrate Christmas. I’m not aware that a White Santa Claus was invited into Neil’s home on Hanukah!
Congrats Neil; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Accomplished “Bullshitters”; you are far too humble.
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