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Fox Host Megyn Kelly: “Tina Fey” Award Winner
Megyn became a host on the Fox News Comedy Network after she agreed to die her hair blonde and don short skirts so as to increase viewership among male viewers who possess an I.Q. equal to or lower than the legal speed limit in a school zone.
Megyn obtained her skills at fabricating false facts and/or spewing forth half-truths as did her mentor, Ann Coulter (Univ. of Michigan Law School) while attending Law School at Albany University in New York.
During a recent airing of her daily Comedy Show on Fox, Megyn made the following comedic claim:
In order to ingratiate herself with the bigots that tune into the Fox News Comedy Show, Megyn went on to say:
First and foremost, any parent that allows their children to watch the Fox News Comedy Hour should rightfully be charged with child abuse.
Secondly, claiming Santa is white is absurd since Santa is nothing more than a promotional gimmick foisted upon us by retailers. Therefore, Santa can be whatever y’all want him to be and that means he could even be black.
As to Jesus being provably white, there is no actual proof that he was white. In fact, there is considerable proof that he is Hispanic. And I know that because the name of my friend’s landscaper in Los Angeles is Jesus.
Congrats Megyn; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Standup Comedians”; you are far too humble
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