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Actress Suzanne Somers: Today’s “Moron” Award Winner

Congratulations to….
Actress Suzanne Somers
Today’s “Moron” Award Winner
Suzanne is the former star who accurately played the dumb blonde role in “Three’s Company.”
The Wall Street Journal recently printed a so-called opinion piece that was written by Suzy and related to President Obama’s Affordable Care Act (Obamacare).
For reasons better known to the Editorial Board at the Wall Street Journal,
Suzanne laughingly claimed in her opinion piece that Obamacare was a “Ponzi Scheme.” To support her moronic comments, Suzy offered her opinion on what Obamacare will mean for retirees, which she then claimed will equate to socialized medicine.
Suzy the Moron is 67-years old, which means she’s entitled to receive Medicare. Since most retirees are 65 or older, they all qualify for Medicare, which I’m told is a government run health insurance program, which in fact means it is socialized medicine.
The Moron went on to assert that there isn’t anything “affordable” about the Affordable Care Act because “all you are hearing on the news is how everyone’s premiums are doubling and tripling.” Of course as is the case with most Moronic Lunatics, Suzy can’t provide any specific case wherein someone’s premiums tripled. And the reason she can’t is because she’s making it up.
Obviously, anyone with an I.Q. higher than the legal speed limit in a school zone in Malibu well knows that Suzy is certifiable. Recently, Suzy the Moron made headline news for running her mouth about how she has sex “a couple of times a day” with her husband. She says they are both “on hormones,” however I believe they’re both ingesting “Industrial Strength Viagra.
Who will be the next expert to receive an invitation to write an opinion piece on healthcare from the Editorial Board at the Wall Street Journal? Will it be Miley Cyrus or will it be Paris Hilton?
Congrats Suzy; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Morons”; you are far too humble
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