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Fox News’ Dr. Keith Ablow: “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner

 
Congratulations to….
 
Fox News’ Dr. Keith Ablow
Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner
 
 
 
Dr. Keith Ablow is employed by the Fox News Comedy Channel as its resident “medical expert” in psychology. Dr. Ablow likes to brag that he graduated magna scum laude from Brown University in 1983 with a Bachelor of Science degree.
 
Dr. Ablow has deemed that he is fit to have made psychological assessments of various celebrities that he has never examined. Dr. Ablow obviously missed his calling as a standup comedian.
 
In keeping with his asinine psychological assessments, Dr. Ablow decided to provide some comedy relief to Fox viewers by commenting on the government shutdown.
 
Fellow Fox comedian Steve Doocy asked Ablow, “Are you suggesting that the President feels that he has been victimized by the Tea Party?”
 
Keith the Comedian responded as follows:
 
“I think the president, going back to when his dad abandoned him, when his mother left him with his grandparents … all of those things led him to feel victimized, hurt and injured and he has extended it to this country.”
 
I’m impressed with the Comedians psychological assessment of Obama even though he’s only seen him on TV, aren’t you?
 
Maybe Keith would be kind enough to provide Fox viewers with psychological assessments of the following persons, all of whom appear to have suffered some type of psychological distress over the years.
 
  • Howdy Doody
  • Lamb Chop
  • Kermit the Frog
 
Congrats Keith; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Standup Comedians”; you are far too humble.
 
 
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