Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX): Today’s “Lunatic” Award Winner

Congratulations to…. 

Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX)

Today’s “Lunatic” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Teddy. In fact, in the past, he has been the recipient of twelve (12) Awards in various categories and/or the subject of one (1) Lament. Those awards and lament are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

While catering to the nutcases and buffoons that support his loony ideas, Teddy decided to spew forth a few more laughable comments regarding the government shutdown that he is personally responsible for.

While commenting on the government shutdown on Oct 4, 2013, Teddy the Loon had the chutzpah to argue that his fellow morons in the House had previously compromised their positions in regards to Obamacare.

The Loon went on to state:

• “The House of Representatives has repeatedly compromised already.”
• “…it is the view of every Republican in this body, and indeed every Republican in the House, that Obamacare should be entirely and completely repealed.”
• “Nonetheless, the House started with a compromise of saying not repealing Obamacare but simply that it should be defunded.”
  

Only a Certified Lunatic would actually claim that it was a compromise to demand that Obamacare be defunded and not repealed as though there was a significant difference between the two.

Moreover, the Loon and his fellow Loons absolutely know that Obama will never agree to defund or repeal Obamacare while he’s president. Therefore, the only way Obamacare could ever be repealed would be fore the GOP to win the Presidency in 2016 along with a 60 seat, filibuster proof majority in the senate and a majority in the House, which ain’t likely to happen.

Teddy likes to brag that he graduated scum laude from Princeton and magna scum laude from Harvard Law School. Teddy’s screwy conduct should be a warning to all parents to avoid sending their children to Princeton or Harvard Law. In fact, your children might be better off intellectually if you sent them to Slippery Rock University in Pennsylvania.

Congrats Teddy; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Accomplished “Lunaticss”; you are far too humble.

Bullshit Award Winner = 3

Humanitarian Award Winner = 1

IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner = 1

Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 2

Moron Award Winner = 1

Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 2

Screwball Award Winner = 2

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Cleaning up after Sen. Ted Cruz’s latest speech: Art. 3 Dawg Laments