Bill Kristol: Today’s “Humanitarian” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Bill Kristol

Today’s “Humanitarian” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Billy. In fact, in the past, he has been the recipient of three (3) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

Billy was born with a silver spoon in his mouth. He likes to brag that he graduated magna scum laude from Harvard. It is undisputed that Billy has never had to actually work for a living.

After Billy’s neocon cohorts in Congress forced the government to shutdown unless Obama agreed to their extortionist demands to defund Obamacare, Billy found the need to establish his bona fides as one of America’s Premier Humanitarians.

During a recent appearance on MSNBC’s Morning Joe, Billy said, “I don’t think it’s the end of the world” while commenting on the consequences of the government shutdown continuing through the increase the debt ceiling. This would mean the government shutdown would last at least three weeks.

In response to a comment by Huffington Post reporter Sam Stein that the government shutdown would impact those who are on food assistance, Billy the Humanitarian said:

“It’s not going to be the end of the world, honestly, even if you’re on nutrition assistance from the federal government.”

“I believe that no one is going to starve in Arkansas because of the shutdown.”

Isn’t it comforting to know that the Humanitarian is only concerned if some child actually starves and not if children go hungry?

Of course Billy has never had to worry about his next meal. I’m sure he’s spent many days wolfing down large portions of Lobster and/or Filet Mignon while washing it down with a $50 bottle of Chardonnay.

Congrats Billy; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Humanitarians”; you are far too humble.

Chicken Little Award Winner = 1 – Chicken Little Category

Wimpy Warmonger Award Winner = 1 – Chicken Little Category         

Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 1