Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX): Today’s “Bullshit” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX)

Today’s “Bullshit” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Teddy. In fact, in the past, he has been the recipient of ten (10) Awards in various categories and/or the subject of one (1) opinion pieces. Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

Teddy learned how to spew forth large doses of Bullshit while attending Harvard Law School. He also learned how to tell outright lies without any regard for the truth. In his self-serving bio, Teddy claims he graduated magna scum laude from Harvard.

Teddy is a so-called Tea Party favorite who is without doubt on of the Premier Lunatics roaming the halls of Congress. In addition, the only thing that is important to Teddy is self-promotion in his laughable attempt to portray himself as Presidential material in 2016.

In an ongoing effort to establish his credentials as big time Bullshitter, Teddy had the chutzpah to claim that the shutdown of the Defense Department could lead to a terrorist attack against the U.S. of A. The Bullshitter then demanded that the senate pass a separate resolution funding the Defense Department.

Of course anyone with an I.Q. a tad higher than the speed limit in a school zone is fully aware that it was Teddy the Loon who was the driving force that caused the government shutdown in the first place. In fact, Teddy was involved in extortion by demanding that Obama agree to defund Obamacare or face the consequences of a government shutdown.

When it became obvious that the vast majority of Americans weren’t supporting Teddy’s extortionist demands to keep the government closed if Obamacare wasn’t defunded, which of course included the Defense Department, he decided to cover his substantial derriere (buttocks) by feigning concern that terrorists could attack the U.S. if the Defense Department wasn’t funded.

Congrats Teddy; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Bullshitters”; you are far too humble.

Bullshit Award Winner = 1

Humanitarian Award Winner = 1

IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner = 1

Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 2

Moron Award Winner = 1

Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 1

Screwball Award Winner = 2

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