Wayne LaPierre: Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Wayne LaPierre

Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Wayne. In the past, he has been the recipient of two (2) Bullshit Awards, which can be viewed by going to the Bullshit Award category.

After the recent massacre at the Navy Yard in DC, Wayne decided it was time to don his industrial strength knee pads in support of his bosses, which of course are the gun and ammunition manufacturers.

While speaking with David Gregory on Meet the Press, Wayne claimed that the Navy base was “completely unprotected” when Aaron Alexis entered. Wayne then went on to call for even more armed guards than were already on duty.

Gregory then advised Wayne that this rampage took place at the Navy Yard, and that there were armed guards present, and then asked Wayne the Loon, “Does that not undermine your argument”?

The Compliant Ass-Kisser responded by saying:

• “No, the whole country knows the problem is there weren’t enough good guys with guns!”
  

There were about 3,000 people employed at the Navy Yard, some of which were military and some of which were obviously armed. Apparently, Wayne is arguing that had at least 1,500 of the employees been armed with AR-15 assault rifles with 100 magazines, this tragedy could have been avoided.

Hey Wayne, if all 3,000 employees had been armed with grenades that would have been even better, right?

Congrats Wayne; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Ass-Kissers”; you are far too humble.