Sen. Ted Cruz: Today’s “Bullshit” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Sen. Ted Cruz

Today’s “Bullshit” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Teddy. In fact, in the past, he has been the recipient of ten (10) Awards in various categories and the subject of one (1) Watchdawg Lament. Those awards and article can be viewed by going to the listed categories at the end of this article.

During a recent appearance at an event hosted by the National Assn of Auto Dealers, Teddy spewed forth another dose of his infamous BS in regards to defunding Obamacare.

In this instance, Teddy told the audience that it wouldn’t be so bad if the GOP forced a government shutdown in order to defund Obamacare. Teddy went on to say:

“The word ‘shutdown,’ I think, is a misnomer.”

It’s more accurate to call it “a partial temporary suspension of non-essential government functions.”

In the event of a shutdown, Teddy and his fellow Morons wouldn’t have anything to say about what or who gets paid by the government. Of course Teddy the Lose would continue to collect his $174,000 government salary and all of his alleged senatorial expenses paid by the taxpayers.

If Teddy and his fellow Loons in the House are truly interested in the total elimination of the government’s 17 trillion dollar debt, then they should force a total shutdown of the government for at least six years. With an average of $2.8 trillion coming into the treasure every year, and without any payouts, the debt would be reduced by 16.8 trillion by 2019.

After 2019, the government could open up for business again on a limited basis.

Congrats Teddy; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Bullshit”; you are far too humble.

Bullshit Award Winner = 1

Humanitarian Award Winner = 1

IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner = 1

Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 2

Moron Award Winner = 1

Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 1

Screwball Award Winner = 2

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