Chuck Norris: Today’s “Moron” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Chuck Norris

Today’s “Moron” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Chuck. In fact, in the past, he has been the recipient of one Rodney Dangerfield Award, which can be viewed by going to that category on the website.

In order to cement his status as a right-wing moron, Chuck recently decided to offer President Obama advice on Syria.  In a recent piece he wrote in his World Net Daily column, the moron said:

“As a six time world karate champion, I know something about fighting, winning and losing.”

“And the truth is, Mr. President, sometimes you win, sometimes you learn.”

“My advice is to learn it now before it’s too late for all of us.”

The Moron continued by saying:

“Proof of the president’s shortsightedness is his naïve strategy of a limited military campaign in Syria.”

“What a joke and mockery to any opponent or rational mind.”

Asking Chucky for advice on Syria would be akin to relying on Madonna’s advice on the efficacy of monogamous relationships.

It should be remembered that while serving as an Air Force Policeman, Chucky never saw any combat action.

However, to be fair to Chucky, it should be noted that he did get wounded several times during the filming of “Missing in Action.”

Congrats Chucky; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Accomplished “Morons”; you are far too humble.