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Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX): Today’s “Moron” Award Winner

 

Congratulations to….

 

Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX)

Today’s “Moron” Award Winner

 

 

This isn’t the first Award presented to Teddy. In the past he has been the recipient of eight (8) Awards in various categories and the subject of one (1) lament. Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

 

In addition to being a Moron, Teddy is also a Certified Screwball, Bullshitter and an aspiring Standup Comedian.

 

Teddy actually believes he’s qualified to be the next president of the U. S. of A. This fact in and of itself proves that he’s a Demented Moron.

 

During a recent appearance before the “Jesse Helms Lecture Series” sponsored by the Heritage Foundation, Teddy the Moron said that the country would be better off if the U.S. Senate was full of people like the late Jesse Helms of North Carolina. In fact, the Moron said: “We need 100 more like Jesse Helms in the U.S. Senate.”

 

Jesse Helms is the die-in-the-wool bigot who argued vociferously against policies relating to gay rights and race. Jesse voted against the Voting Rights Act of 1965 and the Civil Rights Act of 1964, a law he referred to as “the single most dangerous piece of legislation ever introduced in the Congress.”

 

Of course there are several Jesse Helm clones sitting in the Senate as we speak, one of which is Teddy Cruz. If Moronic Teddy believes we’d be better off with 100 Jesse clones in the Senate, then I’m sure he’d support 435 Michele Bachman clones for the House of Representatives.

 

 

Congrats Teddy; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Morons”; you are far too humble.

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  • IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner = 1
  • Humanitarian Award Winner = 1
  • Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 2
  • Screwball Award Winner = 2
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