Fox anchor Neil Cavuto: Today’s “Screwball” Award Winner

Neil is the television anchor and commentator on the Fox Business Comedy Network.

Neil recently devoted an entire segment of his comedy show to the arguing that a U.S. strike on Syria could be a sign of the End Times, which a period wherein Christians believe that Jesus Christ will return to face the emergence of Rush Limbaugh, I’m sorry, I mean the Antichrist.

Screwy Neil went on to say:

“This Syria stuff is way old. I mean Old Testament old. That’s how old I’m talking about. Don’t laugh. Some biblical scholars say it’s all there in black and white.”

The Screwball went on to site the prophecy of Jeremiah 49 prophecy to support his loony proposition that an attack on Syria could lead to the End Times.

It would be nice if an attack on Syria cause the “End Times” for Neil’s comedy show and his laughable career as an alleged newscaster.

You have to wonder how in the hell Screwballs like Cavuto ever weaseled their way to obtain employment as news anchors.

Congrats Neil; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Screwballs”; you are far too humble.