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Sean Hannity: Today’s “Liar” Award Winner

 
Congratulations to….
 
Sean Hannity
Today’s “Liar” Award Winner
 
 
Sean is employed as a Standup Comedian for the Fox Comedy Channel. In addition to being a Celebrated Standup Comedian, Sean is also a well-respected Moron, Lunatic, Liar and Screwball.
 
During a recent interview with Playboy, Sean appeared to become a little testy when the interviewer asked him about the Fox Comedy Channel’s ratings.
 
Fox’s ratings have been up and down for 2013. Of course most other networks have seen ratings drops since the 2012 election year. However, Fox hit record lows in the coveted 25-54 I.Q. demographic, I’m sorry I mean 25-54 age demographic.
 
Sean’s Hourly Comedy Show was one of the programs on Fox that saw the biggest drop. In fact, in February, the Comic’s ratings fell 35 percent. A recent poll found that viewer trust in the comedy skits offered by Standup Comedians like Sean had also rapidly declined.
 
The following colloquy then took place between Sean and Playboy:
  • Playboy:   Fox News’ ratings are down, and your show in particular has taken a hit this year.
  • Sean:   No, actually our ratings are back up.
  • Playboy:  Your ratings were down 35 percent in February.
  • Sean:   Well, from the year before.
It is patently clear that Sean, as usual, decided the best defense to the truth is tell a couple of lies, which he obviously did.
 
If Sean isn’t able to make a dramatic comeback among the 25 to 54 I.Q. groups, he may well suffer the same fate his mentor Glen Beck suffered when his comedy show was cancelled.
 
When Sean’s comedy show is cancelled he may be able to persuade the Cartoon Channel to host his show.
 
Congrats Sean; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of America’s Most Distinguished “Liars”; you are far too humble.
 
 
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