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Rep. Michele Bachman: Today’s “Moron” Award Winner

 
Congratulations to….
 
Rep. Michele Bachman
Today’s “Moron” Award Winner
 
 
 

This isn’t the first Award presented to Michelle. In the past, he has been the recipient of twenty-one (21) Awards in various categories and/or the subject of seven (7) opinion pieces. Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

 
It is undisputed that Michele is in a league of her own as an accomplished Lunatic, Screwball, Liar and Aspiring Standup Comedian.
 
Knowing that the voters in her district in Minnesota weren’t about to re-elect her for another term in 2014, Michele did what any highly respected loser would do, she announced that she was not going to run for another two-year term in Congress.
 
Even though the Michele the Moron (M&M) won’t be collecting a taxpayer funded
 
Knowing she won’t be collecting a taxpayer funded check beginning in January 2014, Michele the Moron (M&M) has decided to audition for a job with the Fox News Comedy Channel. After all, if Fox Comedy is willing to hire Standup Comedians like Rep. Alan West and Sarah Palin, then Michele should be a shoo-in.
 
Knowing that attacking immigration legislation would likely endear her with Roger Ailes, comedic talent appraiser for Fox, Michele decided to go after former Gov. Jeb Bush on the issue.
 
While speaking at the recent Faith and Freedom Conference, Michele said:
  • “We are looking at the legalization of over 30 million illegal aliens.”
  • “The estimate is that the average age of illegal aliens coming into the U.S is 34.”
  • “The average education level is about the 10th grade.”
Luckily, the average I.Q. of illegal aliens entering the country is about 4 times higher than that of Michele and her band of Assorted Morons.
 
Hopefully, Mr. Ailes will find Michel’s comments in keeping with Fox’s mantra, “Unfair reporting by unbalanced reporters.”
 
Congrats Michele; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of America’s most Underappreciated “Morons”; you are far too humble.
  1. Bullshit Award Winner = 2
  2. Dumbo Award Winner = 2
  3. Homophobe Award Winner = 2
  4. Liar Award Winner = 2
  5. Lunatic Award Winner = 5
  6. Moron Award Winner = 3
  7. Screwball Award Winner = 4
  8. Tina Fey Award Winner = 7
  9. Now that Michelle Bachman has withdrawn, there’s only 6 Clowns left – Art.10 – Dawg Opinions
  10. Michelle Bachman: Tea Bagger Embarrassment – Art. 11 – Dawg Opinions
  11. When will Michelle Bachman’s husband Marcus come out of the closet – Art 12 – Dawg Opinions
  12. Rep. Michelle Bachman accuses Obama of demonizing BP – Art.13 – Dawg Opinions
  13. Will Comedy Channel sponsor next GOP Presidential Debate? – Art.38 – Dawg Opinions
  14. Theme songs for Republican presidential candidates – Art.146 – Dawg Opinions
  15. Will Central American children be used for medical experiments? – Art. 4 – Lunatic Awards
 
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