► Rep. Michele Bachman: Today’s “Moron” Award Winner |
Rep. Michele Bachman: Today’s “Moron” Award Winner Congratulations to….
Rep. Michele Bachman
Today’s “Moron” Award Winner
This isn’t the first Award presented to Michelle. In the past, he has been the recipient of twenty-one (21) Awards in various categories and/or the subject of seven (7) opinion pieces. Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories. It is undisputed that Michele is in a league of her own as an accomplished Lunatic, Screwball, Liar and Aspiring Standup Comedian.
Knowing that the voters in her district in Minnesota weren’t about to re-elect her for another term in 2014, Michele did what any highly respected loser would do, she announced that she was not going to run for another two-year term in Congress.
Even though the Michele the Moron (M&M) won’t be collecting a taxpayer funded
Knowing she won’t be collecting a taxpayer funded check beginning in January 2014, Michele the Moron (M&M) has decided to audition for a job with the Fox News Comedy Channel. After all, if Fox Comedy is willing to hire Standup Comedians like Rep. Alan West and Sarah Palin, then Michele should be a shoo-in.
Knowing that attacking immigration legislation would likely endear her with Roger Ailes, comedic talent appraiser for Fox, Michele decided to go after former Gov. Jeb Bush on the issue.
While speaking at the recent Faith and Freedom Conference, Michele said:
Luckily, the average I.Q. of illegal aliens entering the country is about 4 times higher than that of Michele and her band of Assorted Morons.
Hopefully, Mr. Ailes will find Michel’s comments in keeping with Fox’s mantra, “Unfair reporting by unbalanced reporters.”
Congrats Michele; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of America’s most Underappreciated “Morons”; you are far too humble.
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